shrinkle 

What happens to a guy's mansack when exposed to cold weather or water.

You said this pool was heated! My balls totally just shrinkled.

shrinkle by Charlie McButterpants January 11, 2009

shrinkle 

when ones item wrinkles and shrinks at the same time

After swimming in the pool I suffered from shrinkle dick.

I left my clothes in the dryer to long and now they are all shrinkled

shrinkle by eyerash August 16, 2007

Shrinkle 

The setting on a dryer that you would use to keep clothes from shrinking and wrinkling and the same time. The come out moist and terrible to wear.

When Nicole washes Justin's clothes, she makes sure that she won't shrinkle them when put in the dryer.

Shrinkle by CadillacFrank October 23, 2017

Shrinkle 

Typically this occurs when a male jumps into a cold lake or pool, and his member becomes shrunken, and wrinkled; ergo, the Shrinkle

Guy 1: Man I got out of the pool to take a piss but I’ve got a shrinkle-type situation going on.
Guy 2: Yeah I hear ya

Shrinkle by Dneeko July 12, 2020

Shronkle 

Usually used as an insult; to be annoying or a jerk

Omg he's such a shronkle, i can't do it anymore

Shronkle by theleastshronklest May 29, 2019

sphincter sprinkler 

When instead of wiping your ass after shitting, you push your penis through your legs and piss on your asshole, successfully cleaning yourself from left-over feces residue in your ass-crack

yo bro grab me some TP

pull a sphincter sprinkler

word.

sphincter sprinkler by Ron Howard13 March 22, 2011

miami sprinkler 

The act of putting rainbow color sprinkles up the head of the penis while jacking off to your partner and sprinkling the rainbow color jiz on their face.

Yo bro I just did the miami sprinkler on my boyfriend and he's looking colorful.

miami sprinkler by Untamed Funny October 27, 2014