shrink

a therapist; comes from "brain shrinker"

My shrink says I have an Oedipal complex.

by lily November 18, 2003

shrink

1. verb: to decrease in size
2. a psychiatrist or mental doctor

1. the cold water made my balls shrink
2. that crazy bitch should go see a shrink

by mattyo November 14, 2003

shrink wrap a turd

When a turd or piece of a turd refuses to go down after repeated flushings. It keeps bobbing up as if made of cork.Piling on multiple layers of toilet tissue essentially shrink wraps the obstinate floater and results in a flushable package.

After 5 flushes,I had to shrink wrap a turd to get it to go down.

by wolfbait51 April 9, 2011

Shrink wrap

condom, condoms.

gimmie my shrink wrap.

by C.J. Henry February 22, 2004

elbow shrink

The creatively secret way of referring to black people, or people of African American descent. It originates from the word negro, which sounds like "knee grow" and the opposite of knee grow is "elbow shrink."

The elbow shrink named Darius, who has polio, is around the corner rapping to himself while shooting hoops.

by Geoffrey Jefferson February 4, 2008

grocery shrink ray

shrinking how much product you get while keeping the price the same."

Is that half-gallon of ice cream feeling a little lighter? Is your shampoo running out sooner than it used to? You may be a victim of the "Grocery Shrink Ray."

by todd_kravos March 13, 2010

shrink cream

pussy tightening cream. it is the cream that women who have loose worn out twats with no elasticity use in order to fool their man into believing he is getting some tight-as-a-virgin snatch. this stuff works like a charm if your man has an average to less than average size penis. if his dick is too big, only let him stroke you for like 30-45 seconds. because if he bangs you longer than that, his big dick will penetrate beyond where your walls used to be and your gig is up!!

girl i have six kids. but just before i make love i use this shrink cream to tighten it up.

damn baby, you aint tight like you used to be. here, use this shrink cream.

by trainhead August 6, 2011