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Shreved

To search a computer for lost files.
He Shreved his hard drive for hours and still couldn't find the file he was looking for.
by Cracker22 June 18, 2008
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dirty shreve

when you stick your penis in the exhaust pipe of your tractor and then ejaculate over your country ham biscuit.
Shreve did you do a dirty shreve earlier cause it smells like a country ham biscuit?
by fartballs69 February 20, 2018
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Cock shrivelege

Retraction or foreshortening of one's cock upon entering a cold or hostile environment.
Rodger experienced major cock shrivelege upon entering the icy cold waters of the local swimming pool.

Maurice experienced major cock shrivelege upon coming in contact with feminazis, whereupon his cock attempted to retract into his body for safety.
by Aznlover May 21, 2006
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shreeve

Verb: To smoke marjiuana.
Noun: Got any shreeve?
Around and around and around we go,
We be huddled in a circle with a pistato
We SHREEVE and we breathe and relieve our stress,
And when a friend dies, we can heave our chests
And grieve him first, cuz when we leave this earth
We gon' shreeve from birth
That's how we work
So from the heart to the soul,
You will start to know,
Shreeve together, live together, yo, die alone
by Flash!!! March 8, 2008
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shreveport

Home of the flyyest people in the state of louisiana.
by Abadbadgyrl318 April 2, 2007
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shriveled dick

Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up.
by Babyboo20076 January 5, 2017
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Shriveldickery

The art of belittling someone, in order to make yourself look more appealing. To make ones dick look smaller than it is.
(just like it sounds!) Used by assholes the world over in an attempt to make their "dick" appear larger.
That asshole is a master of shriveldickery!
by Richard Fittswell Upinya April 13, 2012
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