Yoinky shploinky

A epic dance which you swings yur arms and legs around.. yeah

Guy1: DO THE YOINKY SHPLOINKY
guy2: what..?
Guy1: *pulls out a gun*

Guy2: oh shit.
Guy1: NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Guy2: *does the yoinky shploinky*

by Blockesth August 13, 2023

Splinky

When you spunk through the middle of a slinky onto your partner.

Guy 1: Yeah so uh I did a splinky last night it was epic.
Guy 2: That's fucken weird mate.

by Munkey nutts December 30, 2014

shplink

a hot mama that likes to put out

i.e. a hot whore

daaang that chick's a total shplink

by pimp daddy whore May 13, 2005

Shpinky

A shpinky is what you say when you talk in the lilo and stick voice,no one knows what it means but it’s funny as fuck!

“DOOD MY SHPINKY HURTS.”

That girl over there has a nice shpinky

by Penis is Gay February 7, 2019

Splinky

A marijuana-tobacco cigarette that uses a gentle 70:30 ratio of weed to tobacco to create the ultimate smoking pleasure.

I rolled a splinky last night and melted into my couch for an hour!

by MasterDub May 8, 2011

splinky

a cigerette containing herbal substances eg. weed

fancy sharing a splinky?

this splinky is good shit!

by spaka January 13, 2004

Splinky

Splinky is the magic partner of Prince the wonder dog. Often found solving mysteries and chilling in the Zen garden.

Life is always better when you have splinky as your partner.

by The Sweet Dragon July 28, 2022