Splarf

Poorly aimed barfing that results in "splash back" ending up on the barfer's face or clothing.

Jill was so hammered she splarfed in the toilet, ruining her makeup.

by Labradoodle February 28, 2009

Splarf

A Brain fart.

"So there I was at the grocery store.........".... "I totally just splarfed what I was saying."

by Magic Motion April 12, 2009

splarf

After taking a crap, barfing into the toilet with the crap still sitting in it.

Jimbo killed a 30 pack on his way to Cape May and was so drunk that splarfed in Ms. Prino's bathroom.

by Sean May 13, 2005

splarf

it means to cum or ejaculate

Hold on i am about to splarf.

by varooka May 18, 2009

Splarf

Playing in a puddle of puke.

Or

The noise vomit makes when playing or jumping in it.

Johnny jumped in the vomit and it made a splarf noise.

by astrozombie27 March 23, 2011

splarf

queef pussy fart
A sound similar to a fart that comes from air trapped in the pussy that may occur while fucking.

Honey, do you need to go to the bath room or was that only a splarf ?

by Swingin' Dick January 28, 2004

Splarf

The action of spitting and farting at the same time.

Whoops, I just splarfed

by Smallafro May 19, 2016