by MarkTheSplanker October 3, 2021
Get the Splank mug.You are so fucked up that you have no control over your your sensory or motor functions. You can't even speak, only noises are muttered. You walk out of the bar looking like you just got kicked in the face by a donkey. The highest degree of drunkeness possible.
"Man last night I was donkey shlankled off my ass and banged a 400 lb black chick. I have never been that fucked up before."
"Are you going to the bar tonight."
Response: "Hell yeah man I'm gettin Donkey Shlankled wasted."
"Are you going to the bar tonight."
Response: "Hell yeah man I'm gettin Donkey Shlankled wasted."
by Philly S501 February 26, 2010
Get the Donkey Shlankled mug.A sadomasochistic act in which a woman delivers a mean left hook to the jaw of her lesbian lover after receiving oral sex.
Friend: Girrrrrrl, what happened to YOU?!
Lesbian with bruised face: My girlfriend Hillary Splanked me!
Lesbian with bruised face: My girlfriend Hillary Splanked me!
by chempunx December 9, 2008
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Get the splanky mug.Another word for "Thanks" , usually said by teenage girls . Shpanks is just a more fun/cool way of saying "Thanks" .
by JustinBieberLoverxoxo March 14, 2011
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by selkie grrrl November 7, 2011
Get the shpanks mug.A cross between, or combined use of, shanking and spanking. Usually performed during or after a sexual encounter; in most cases by accident, however, some are out of anger or disappointment at a preceding exchange of sex that just occurred and left one or both participants unhappy and unsatisfied. A person may shpank their partner by spanking them with the sharp end of a knife, thus stabbing them in the butt, and leaving for an incredibly awkward and painful night. A shpank can also be performed on accident by an attempted shanking that missed, due to confusion of butt location due to saggy pants.
by Fart McBitch August 20, 2009
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