Shinesty

Shinesty is the silkiest, best damn bulge producing, ball cradling, "I forgot I was wearing" them boxers for men. The hands-down sexiest, sweetest curve enhancing, butt lifting, support the "girls", covers the naughty bits for women. All this and fun patterns that match him and her, him and him, her and her.. hey who cares!!

Are you wearing Shinesty, or are you just happy to see me?

by NanasGoneBananas December 28, 2021

Writer's Honesty

An honesty that transcends social convention and all judgement for the sake of their art.

"I never would have said that! Aren't you worried what people will think?" The friend who read the novel asked.

"Yes," the writer said, "but it was them or the book. I call it writer's honesty!"

by Wbienek April 25, 2017

Shinesty

A brand that really cares about getting you laid, Shinesty is dedicated to making sure you look good and feel good, and your privates are happy. Wearing their underwear is having your little man grapes nuzzled in a hammock of heavenly softness, or your sausage wallet wrapped in cottony bliss.

I really need to get some more ball hammock underwear from Shinesty!

by Tony22887 December 29, 2021

Shinesty

An irreverent and sexy clothing company for people who are neither shy nor nesty. Bribes customers via mass emails to create unique and exciting Urban Dictionary definitions for them with the promise of a Christmas Pickle and/or cash prizes, which, if you think about it, is pretty brilliant guerilla marketing. Tasteless yet tasty, these outfits are perfect for making your in-laws cancel all future plans with you and your family (unless, you know, they're into that kind of weird shit).

Shinesty's Christmas catalog made my grandma faint!

by MischiefMaker121 December 28, 2021

Shinesty

N. A clothier that will LITERALLY fondle the family jewels just to make a sale; providers of prints raunchier than your mother-in-law after too many Fireball shots

My husband was so excited to get his new ball hammock boxer briefs from Shinesty. Marketing genius!

by Annie RU OK December 28, 2021

shinesty

Most comforatable underwear that make your junk look great, like really great. Like so great your girl will want matching underwear too. But your junk will stilllook the best.

My girl says uhhh when I wear my shinesty.

by BigShinesty December 29, 2021

Shinesty

Getting sexually aroused by gandering at attires that remind you of your partner/spouse. In other words, you get horny just by looking at your other half's clothes

I can't control my shinesty when you're not home, your clothes make me want you more.

by jrc_2017 December 30, 2021