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shoemaker

Lazy, sloppy, incompetent cooks who frequently use short cuts as a substitute for hard-work and skill. Shoemakers are rarely capable of cleaning up after themselves, frequently earning the enmity and contempt of the dishwashers. Always check a shoemaker’s garbage bin to see what salable product has been misused, wasted, and hidden to avoid censure.
Were you going to season that? Don't be a shoemaker.
by buffalochopper November 13, 2005
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Shoekakke

Similar to a bukakke, however, the girls face is replaced with a shoe. A phrase used by those with a foot fetish.
"Went into Clarks the other day. Almost started a shoekakke!"
by TitchGamerUK May 4, 2018
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shoemaker

Someone who is bad at whatever they are attempting to do and should be making shoes instead.
Look at that skier, he cant even make is down the hill. What a shoemaker.
by Notshoemaker14 March 21, 2011
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Shoemaker stitch

While performing intercourse the male inserts his penis into the pussy for one stroke, then into the anus for one stroke... Repeating as necessary and increasing speed to resemble a sewing machine.
I could only satisfy that bitch with the shoemaker stitch, she won't shit right for a month!
by Randym35 May 14, 2011
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brook shoemaker

the name given to a person of extremely high standards

an all mighty diety

a being with supernatural skills
Wow did you see that shot. He nailed it right between the eyes. The brook shoemaker of hunting.
by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009
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shoemaker

Chef/pro kitchen term. Someone who just putters around and is useless in the kitchen.
The new cook is a shoemaker. He doesn't even know how to make chicken stock
by DWL September 19, 2005
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shoekakke

The act of being penetrated by many (8 or more) men, and having them ejaculate into your shoe, followed by you drinking it.
Man, my girl was so freaky last night! She had me bring seven of my friends over and gangbang her. Then she got out some new shoes she had just bought and asked us all to shoekakke in them. She drank it all!
by Acesmcnugget April 1, 2008
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