shoemaker

Lazy, sloppy, incompetent cooks who frequently use short cuts as a substitute for hard-work and skill. Shoemakers are rarely capable of cleaning up after themselves, frequently earning the enmity and contempt of the dishwashers. Always check a shoemaker’s garbage bin to see what salable product has been misused, wasted, and hidden to avoid censure.

Were you going to season that? Don't be a shoemaker.

by buffalochopper November 13, 2005

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shoejacking

The crime of stealing someones shoes at gunpoint.

I was a victim of shoejacking. I was forcibly relieved of my popular $300 pair of sport-shoes at gunpoint.

by farpart103 March 30, 2008

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shoemaker

Someone who is bad at whatever they are attempting to do and should be making shoes instead.

Look at that skier, he cant even make is down the hill. What a shoemaker.

by Notshoemaker14 March 21, 2011

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Shoemaker stitch

While performing intercourse the male inserts his penis into the pussy for one stroke, then into the anus for one stroke... Repeating as necessary and increasing speed to resemble a sewing machine.

I could only satisfy that bitch with the shoemaker stitch, she won't shit right for a month!

by Randym35 May 14, 2011

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Shoelicker

A 20-something year old individual that goes around to Buffalo, NY area supermarkets, gas stations, bars, clubs, etc. and gets on his hands and knees to lick your shoe. Rumored to be from Georgia, lives out of his car and attempts to bathe in local restrooms.

While standing outside of the club, I became another victim of the shoelicker.

by Shoelicker Victim June 30, 2009

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