A person who sucks cock rubs his balls in his mothers face while jerking off a dogs tale while doing the monster mash in the shower picturing Kango Testicles
by Chewy Backa April 30, 2006
Get the shoebag mug.Last week my wife went on a shoefari with her friends and bagged two pairs of Jimmy Choos a leopard print Prada.
by rpcgal January 30, 2021
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A sample of footage or dialogue used in a motion picture trailer, which inadvertently makes the film look undesirable.
"That shot where the kid got kicked in the balls by the elephant--man, that was such a shoeface kid."
Originates from the trailer for Dragonball: Evolution, in which a teenager kicks his opponent in the face, and a freeze-frame close-up of his shoe connecting with the other's face is shown.
Originates from the trailer for Dragonball: Evolution, in which a teenager kicks his opponent in the face, and a freeze-frame close-up of his shoe connecting with the other's face is shown.
by Zibraltar January 23, 2009
Get the Shoeface Kid mug.1. The confidence one exudes based solely on the shoes he/she is wearing.
2. When all that matters is how fresh your kicks (shoes) are.
2. When all that matters is how fresh your kicks (shoes) are.
"Yo, check out dude's outfit. What the hell is he wearing?"
"Yeah but check out his kicks. He's definitely got shoewagger."
"Yeah but check out his kicks. He's definitely got shoewagger."
by eldawg5417 September 7, 2009
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Get the shoebag mug.The day your entire collection of sneakers is stolen and sold by your ex GF, repoed, or put into storage for an extended stay in the penitentiary. A day seared into your head as you head to the penn in your orange jumpsuit and prison flip flops. The day that makes you cry yourself to sleep every night in jail until your overly amorous black roommate taps you on your shoulder to let you know its time for your nightly "duties" which involve no lubrication other than your tears.
Dark had his shoemaggeddon last night, he went to prison today lol
Oh he did haha i bet right now he's looking down at his prison flip flops in the shower as he gets taken again and again in the shower.
Oh he did haha i bet right now he's looking down at his prison flip flops in the shower as he gets taken again and again in the shower.
by N Barber November 14, 2014
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