Shockward

Shocking and awkward.

"Did you hear? Evan and Laura had sex last weekend and Kirk walked in on them!"

"What?! I thought they hated eachother! Shockward."

by han_montanaa December 19, 2011

sacksandcrack

The definition of a beautiful womens divineassets!!!!

Good day sheila, you have a gorgeous set of sacksandcrack!!!!!!

by John Badboy Walton February 9, 2004

shocklance

weapon of exterme ownage in tribes 2. takes enormous skill when used with energy pack.

by yo bitch wut up July 12, 2003

Sockhandle

Something that is so cool or unbelievable that it must have its own word (sockhandle) to describe it.

Man, that party was so Sockhandle! I cant believe how many people were there.

by Xylar13 June 9, 2004

sockspander

1. The article used for 'enlarging' the male genitalia by placing socks in the groin area of trousers, other items may suffice such as toilet tissue, half cucumbers etc. Usually performed by mediocre musicians on the pub circuit in the vague hope that some bimbo will think they have a huge wanger

2. A person who sockspands

'That Chris is hung like a horse!'
'nah he's a sockspander - if he were really that big he'd get a hernia with those jeans'

by PGTips April 26, 2006

Shockward

Being shocked in an awkward situation

Aaron: Will you marry me?
Janet: *shocked* No sorry

Aaron: Oh...
Janet: Well this is shockward for me

by That's so fetch April 30, 2015

Shockadoo

A term used to empathize a quarter rest followed by an eighth rest. Excessive use of the word leads to the drinking of bleach, succ, and other physical harm

"How are you?"
"Super! Thanks for asking! I cant play Firing Line Right though."
"Use shockadoo."

by Words Of Jazz Wisdom November 9, 2016