shocka wocka

Slang for a cool event, such as a stuck fart leaving the butt or a tax refund check arriving. also just used randomly to harass co-workers!!!!

"Pfffftt...ahhhh dat's da shocka wocka!!" or "I got my money back finallly!!! Shocka-Wocka!!!" also defined as a person that's da sh@t, usually wispered to another..."it's da shocka wocka" or just blurb it out when others are deep in thought !!!!!

by roach bug January 24, 2008

Shocka Con

Somebody with jacked up hair

Person 1-Look at kierrahs hair today

Person 2- SHOCKA CON!!

by Shockaconists November 7, 2009

shocka shocka

This is when a hard, weiner hammers into a woman's damp schwanz.

"Erotica" and "Alfonso" did the shocka shocka lastnight.

by CaptainV October 22, 2004

shocka kru

n; a group originated in petaluma that "shocks" young girls (7,8,and 9th grades) and are very pround of it. they are not well liked at all. they smell.

the shocka kru are pussies

by petaluma roolZ May 3, 2005

da shocka

2 in the goop, one in the poop. 2 in the stink and one in the pink. frequently used by Team Shocker.
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flip it and rip it, if she talks shit then shock shit

by SNHU April 29, 2004

Da Shocka

Stick yo Pinky in da ass and yo index and middle finga in the pussay!!!!!!!!!!

i gave mai bitch da shocka and she cried

by Rollie York August 21, 2006

Cajun Shocka'

Comes from deep cajun country Louisiana. To perform:
Open palm of hand.
touch thumb to ring finger
spread pinky away from ring finger.

"Three in the cootie, one in the booty"

1. I got that girl shocka' style last night.

2. If you really want the date to go well, giver her the cajun shocka'.

by Club 333 February 24, 2005