Gay shmoke

The act of blowing smoke on 2 or more niggas whom are about to engage in sum gay shi

Jerry and Mario were getting too close to each others face so i had to pull a Gay shmoke on them

by ThiccMalone August 26, 2018

shuke

to be utterly confused.

Oh my, Jason was so completely shuked by that question.

by Melvin T Scupper August 13, 2004

Shmikey

Someone you don’t want to be. Used to describe someone who is being bitchy, unreasonable, flakes often, and/or is being a spazz.

1. D: “Where’s Franklin? I thought he was gonna hang.”
I: “Nah, he’s being shmikey today.“

2. F: “I’m sick of your shit, get out of my house.”
D: “What did I do? Chill out”
F: “I don’t care, I don’t like you”
D: “Quit being shmikey, you and I know I haven’t done anything wrong, you’re just salty.”

by Epicdav.com December 28, 2019

Schmuke

When two people are walking towards each other and repeatedly attempt to pass one another but end up moving in the same direction so that they are face to face.

Troy and Alex were caught in a schmuke when they tried to pass each other in the hallway.

To get out of the schmuke Troy said, “ Schmuke” zoomed out of the way.

by APLitNewWords October 31, 2019

shmakes

You call it someone when they are stupid/does not know something.

Wow what a shmakes.

by Shmakeladeti June 12, 2019

shuke

State of confusion. Unaware of surrounding situational influences. Being out of touch in conversation or written word.

Can you please explain that to me, Im totally shuked.

I need to reread that paragraph, Im still shuked.

by JAA_MD December 11, 2006

shmokendale

A tortoise with lettuce on it 🐢

"Look it's a tortoise "
"No that's a shmokendale"

by User name here February 24, 2017