Shmoopty

This is when a close friend ends up dating a girl that is known to be both scandalous and dirty.

"Are you calling your Shmoopty?" or "I heard Kevin got himself a Shmoopty"

by wilk_killah March 30, 2009

Shmooft

A versatile word that can be used in most situations, whether it's a compliment or an insult. This word has pretty much no meaning except to prove the fact that a baseless word that sounds nice can sound real.

Insult:
"My man's just got Shmooft on bro"
Compliment:
"My dude's Shmooft bro!"

by Eccenctricaid June 24, 2021

Shmoofy

An adjective used to describe dogs named Rufus. Only dogs named Rufus can be shmoofy. A common nickname for Rufuses is “Shmoofy Roofy”. All Roofys are shmoofy, but they all have varying degrees of shmoofiness. It just so happens that my dog is the shmoofiest Roofy in all the land.

(Also yes, I’m aware that roofie is also a drug term, it’s just a cute nickname I have for my dog, ok?)

Oh my god, he’s so shmoofy!

What a Shmoofy Roofy!

by FunkyLittleGoblin July 23, 2022