shminker

An Asian with a monster cock (primarily a pinoy)

Whoa!!!!! Look at that asian dick, must be a shminker

by Jordan Choate January 28, 2008

Smoinked

Another way of saying get wrecked or destroyed.You usually say it when you are destroying people on Xbox, fights,or sports.

Yo we just straight smoinked on your team yesterday in fortnite.

by Hudson Renner June 16, 2018

shmoisted

Wastedly moist and shittily drunk. When a girl is drunk and is feeling a little moist. This mostly happens on a camping trip. The most "fun and sexual camping trip" drunk you can possibly get. Most effective with marshmallows.

She is so shmoisted. Get a shot glass and a condom. Make sure there are no kids around!

by silly lily! July 30, 2010

Stoinked

to be high as fuck with your boys

"Im Stoinked as cheese"

by Nurturted Goat April 17, 2015

Shloinkers

Fermented chunks of penis cheese, usually kept in tin cans.

"Hey brother, could you pass me the shloinkers?"

by Netsu, the bringer of peace May 19, 2018

Shtonked

Extremely high, after smoking really good marijuana.

“Dude, I’m so shtonked right now.”

by Ralph Planet November 14, 2019

shnoinker

A unit of measurement equivalent to 3 inches.

My mate is packing a whole shnoinker under that belt.

by Walrus_King1423 December 12, 2022