Sexican standoff

When two people want to bone each other but are both too socially inept to make the first move.

The sexual tension in the room had surpassed atmospheric pressure and was making everyone uncomfortable. There was no hope of relief, however, for this was the world's longest Sexican standoff.

by Arbag December 14, 2014

Sexican

A Sexy Mexican

Vic Fuentes is totally an Sexican!

by whatzzap February 22, 2015

smexican

a sexy mexican; literally a contraction of sexy and mexican

Mark Sanchez is one hot smexican.

by Amanda Thomas November 8, 2007

Sexican standoff

When two people are withholding sex from each other for different reasons.

Person 1: "I didn't want him to tease me, so he wouldn't let me tease him."
Person 2: "Oh, so you were in a Sexican standoff?"

by mygoodiessss November 30, 2011

Shrexican

Most typically over weight, bald Hispanic males who resembles Shrek. Usually seen wearing over sized NFL jerseys, shorts and high top basketball shoes.

Man, did you see that giant vato wearin' the Raiders jersey? He looked like a Shrexican.

by aldeshsa May 5, 2009

Sexican

A sexy Mexican.

Hello, I'm Julio the sexy Mexican stripper. But you can just refer to me as the sexican.

by Bailey_Dawson January 13, 2009

sexican

A sexy Mexican.

Jessica: Jesus is Mexican.
Caroline: SEXXXICAN!

by Caroline April 20, 2004