shmeebs

man boobs. if you think other wise you are totally stupid

holy shit look at that fat pig! he has shmeeb!

by toco May 23, 2004

Shmeebs

Sexy chunks of meat that we fondle to the song "Milkshake"

Bob was shacking his Shmeebs to "Milkshake."

by Annie August 26, 2004

Shmeebs

Fantastic new unisex word relating to all types of underwear. Far more aesthetically pleasing than underpants, knickers, boxers, underscruffles, tangos or panties. Shmeebs provides the linguistic anticipation of all types of undergarment. Use it with pride!!

"Rachel have you seen my shmeebs?"

"Yes sunshine, they're on the lampshade where you left them!"

by shmeebles May 30, 2006

shmeeburger

A type of burger
Ask the Schwuami for more specifics
Similar to a whopper

Get me a Shmeeburger with extra fries

by Eeeknervarian July 4, 2022

Shmeebuzon

A shmeebuzon is a specialized type of star cruiser designed for long-duration interstellar travel

Alex: Have you heard about the new shmeebuzon model?

Jamie: Yes, I read that it’s equipped with advanced propulsion systems for interstellar travel.

Alex: That’s right. It’s designed to make trips between stars more feasible within a human lifetime.

by DaRobbo November 7, 2024

shneebus

A tiny ball sack.

"What is that golf ball sized thing behind that guys dick?"
"Holy shit he has a shneebus"

by finno_1000 April 9, 2024

Shmeegus

An ancient bird-like creature that lived in the ancient everglades of South Florida. This creature is thought to be once an apex predator and only one remains. It is a common ancestor of the "Shnurgus", which migrated from north Georgia and later evolved into the shmeegus. The shmeegus is commonly referred to individuals in conversation as one who attacks the situation with precision and accuracy. Shmeegus is very commonly mistaken for an insult but ranks among one of the highest compliments one could receive.

"Wow! you're quite the shmeegus aren't you!"

by Water_Sauce March 7, 2026