shmece

1. a little bit of something
man, gimmie a shmece of yer sangwich.

2. ketamine
got any shmece?

hurtin for a shmece of vagina

by raptor rob May 30, 2006

SHMECKLE COPY MARK

When a fellow co-worker copies his man finger on the office copy machine and leaves a member print of himself on the glass.

"Wow we did not think that Stan would actually copy his dong on the copier!!!However there is a shmeckle copy mark still left there thanks Stan.

by Lilly31 August 11, 2006

Shmeckldorfed

To be tricked or bamboozled in the stupidest way.

Dude we totally got shmeckldorfed yesterday

by doucheNOdouche February 23, 2009

shecock

A penis on a transsexual woman, this sort of cock is ultra feminine and is completely female in the context of sexuality.

A penis in this context is part of the male to female transsexual's feminine identity, and therefore is female (not in regards to chromosomal sex ie. xx or xy, but in regards to gender identity).

Some transsexual women lose the ability to ejaculate and become erect due to hormone therapy, however the functionality of the penis has nothing to do with whether or not it is a "shecock."

She tucks her shecock into her panties only to reveal it to a special person who appreciates her beauty.

by ocinteeni November 3, 2009

shmeckle

a tiny dick see pinny

Bram has got a shmeckle so small its impossible to see

by Harrisson roberts March 18, 2009

shamecocks

The nickname of the University of South Carolina Gamecocks, a team with an all time losing record. Also known as lamecocks.

"We're just not real good, and we're not coached real well, which is my fault."
-Steve Spurrier, Coach of Carolina

Clemson beat the shamecocks again this year, "maybey next year."

by SGTGR February 17, 2008

shmeckledecker

Condom <yiddish>
Comes from combination of shmeckle (penis) and decker (cover)

neva use a lamb-skin shmeckledecker

by Tim and Jace May 13, 2005