Shmeat

Slang term for dick

His shmeat was hard as fuck

by kylieg17 March 05, 2017

Shmeat

To have, small penis. Roughly no more then 3 inches. No more girth then 2 inches.

Danny has a serious case of shmeat.

by Rheptar. June 06, 2009

Shmeat

1. The word used to refer to a hilariously small penis

2. The one thing that justin bieber eats for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks.

I saw Christian getting into some compression pants in gym today. He got some Shmeat!!!

by Bustin' balls January 07, 2016

Shmeat

A little penis. Small Hairy Meat.

Did you see the pic Andrew sent to Loddie?
Yeah he has a shmeat

by BIGBOY112 April 24, 2017

Shmeat

Meat or meat products produced by factory farming, CAFOs, or other unethical practices.

Combines "shit" and "meat".

Bro 1: Wanna hit up that Micky D's?
Bro 2: Hells no, I don't eat those shmeat burgers man!
Bro 1: So what you eat, bro?
Bro 2: I get certified human meat, man. Then I cook it myself.
Bro 1: Word.

by noshmeat January 26, 2011

Shmeat

Shmeat (adj)- describing an item (a thing). Example: “that shmeat over there” or “did you do that shmeat that we were supposed to do for homework?”

Shmeated (adj)- a person who is either drunk or high (not sober). Example: “I am shmeated right now” or “I just want to get shmeated”

That shmeat is fire bro.

I’m so shmeated I can’t even talk to you right now.

by staphinfection101 April 19, 2019

shmeated

very drunk/high

"yo, did u c Felicia last nite?"
"ya, she was shmeated off the bean bro, fr"

by vape_lord_123 February 28, 2018