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old shmeagle

1: (noun) a man or woman who does not understand personal boundaries or space. Someone who reveals too much personal information with strangers and does not pick up on social cues.

2: (adj) anyone who is currently annoying you, acting inappropriate, being a weirdo, and/or creep. This is a term you use behind someone's back.
That guy who is standing too close to me, he is such an old shmeagle.
by Old shmeagle June 28, 2014
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shmagedingaled

Getting Shmagedingaled(also spelled shmigdingale) is getting to the higher levels of drunkenness. Shmagedingaled drunk is legendary and by many it is considered to be nonexistent or imaginary state as there aren't many who claimed to reach it and live long enough to talk about it. It is said to be the highest state of intoxication that human body can sustain before evaporating into water, carbon and cheap moonshine.

There are levels of drunkness necessary to follow to reach level of getting shmagedingaled. They are:
-Tipsy
-Happy
-Drunk
-Fucked up
-Wasted
-Blacked out
-Dead
-Shmagedingaled
After being dead there is a slight chance to beat it and survive. This is an art of getting shmagedingaled that only so few have perfected. To do so you have to outdrink death and the new plane of existence will open up to you and you will be officially shmagedingaled. Knowledge of the Universe will be clear to you and you will know all the answer to every question ever asked. Some even claim you will be able to understand women. But all this will be gone in an hour or so and all that was learned will be forgotten. Slowly descending into lower level of drunkness will leave you hangovered, sad and depressed but feeling of accomplishment will be there too. This is a secret of getting shmagedingaled.
-“Lets get shmagedingaled tonight!“
-“Nah man, I dont wanna die just yet!“

“I got so shmagedingaled last night, man. I was good after taking 10 jello shots, finishing half a keg of Heineken, 2 shots of Blue Curacao, 2 shots of Svedka, 3 shots of Smirnoff and 2 shots of moonshine but that full glass of Tequila just killed me!“
by Xrimbi January 22, 2014
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Shmeatstick

Noun: pertaining to the word shmeat; a fat cock, one that would be considered an anomaly.
Wow, that Miles kid whipped his cock out and boy does he have quite the shmeatsick.

Holy fuck, I couldn’t even fit it in my mouth girl...he had such a fat fucking shmeatstick
by Therealdman January 28, 2021
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Trail of Shmears

A extensive tale tail trail of sticky residue left by someone's fingers after they have either prepared or eaten food/drink. Shmears are plentiful. and Persons responsible can easily be identified because of multiple fingerprints left in the goo.
Brian has been snacking again, I recognize his fingerprint in the trail of Shmears all over the refrigerator.
by Roosrandicand September 13, 2016
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Shmeat Up

Something you say when inviting someone to meet up to suck your meat.
Hey girl you wanna shmeat up at your grandma's house?
by shmeaty bastards April 5, 2015
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shmageg

insult that can fit in any situation. call a lazy, stupid, or incompetent person
Get off my mom you shmageg.
by The Dirty Hebrew July 5, 2003
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Shmagarantang

This species is nearly extinct, it can be rarely found running across the grass plains of South Africa. The shmagarantang loves cuddles and is one of the sweetest creatures you will ever find if your lucky enough to come across one
Sightings of the best species in the world, the shmagarantang are so rare that a glance of one would be coveted by many
by Shlinker July 4, 2018
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