shmammered

A cross between being shit faced and hammered.

Dude I was so shmammered last night I passed out in my driveway.

by DeathtoJimmyCarter May 18, 2006

shammouth

Extreme fetid from one's mouth. Mostly due to the lack of drinking water, eating fruit and vegetable, and poor digestive system.

The smell is characterized by its foulness, significantly different from ordinary smelliness from forgetting to brush one's teeth in the morning or eating some pungent food (durian).

Shammouth is a result of prolonged unhealthy diet and constipation which renders the smell of one's shit being raised to the level one's mouth.

dude 1: what the fuck is this fuckin smell
dude 2: not me
dude 1: of course it aint u, its ur shammouth

dude 1: what the fuck is this fucking smell
dude 2: not me, i hvent opened my mouth since u were here
dude 1: (spotting dude 3 talking 5m away) fucking shammouth that guy has.

by Gloria Sam1 June 16, 2010

Shmampoodge

When you nut in someone’s hair and they use it as shampoo.

I ran out of shampoo i shmampoodge my quadtroprologic grandma's hair.

by bigbbcchuckyvomutshmampoodge February 6, 2022

shmammered

The act of being completely drunk.. smashed+hammered=Shmammered

Tyler was completely shmammered at the party last night because he had so much alcohol.

by tywithawhy December 17, 2008

Shmammy

A nickname person who is completely or frequently shmammered.

"Hey shmammy how many beers have you had tonight!?"...."Uhhh...eleventeen i think (in drunken slur)"

by Nealbird May 10, 2010

shmammer

A mixing of the words smashed and hammered. It describes a situation when you are too drunk for words.

I got totally shmammered at that party last weekend!

by Verius December 17, 2010

Shmammerd

Shmammerd- a cross between shit faced and hammered.

Shmammered person says to the fuzz: "Awciferr blow this" (as the shmammerd person grabs their junk)

Shmammerd person says: "Hey tender bar drink me a grab"

by Natty Light3 December 29, 2012