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The act of being completely drunk.. smashed+hammered=Shmammered
Tyler was completely shmammered at the party last night because he had so much alcohol.
by tywithawhy December 17, 2008
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A mixing of the words smashed and hammered. It describes a situation when you are too drunk for words.
I got totally shmammered at that party last weekend!
by Verius December 17, 2010
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Shmammerd

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Shmammerd- a cross between shit faced and hammered.
Shmammered person says to the fuzz: "Awciferr blow this" (as the shmammerd person grabs their junk)

Shmammerd person says: "Hey tender bar drink me a grab"
by Natty Light3 December 29, 2012
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ADJ. when a smart person is acting retarded/says some dumb shit
madi has an A in math, yet she multiplied 12x13 and got 36... she’s shmalarded
by skinnyhoemo December 12, 2019
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Shmammered

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The mix of being completely shit-faced and hammered in the same moment.
I was so shmammered last night everyone around me was fubar so I could not recognize anyone. Shmammered
by William Bradford II September 4, 2009
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To become incredibly intoxicated due to the over consumption of alcohol; a combination of smashed and hammered
Those 15 shots of vodka got me completely shmammered last night.
by Hucked88 February 18, 2008
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When you get so DRUNK your SHITFACED and HAMMERED, meaning that you my friend are SHMAMMERED.
I woke the up next to a fat chick, thats when i realized i got shmammered last night.
by Douche McClasiter May 25, 2006
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