"Look! I'm shloooping!"
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Taking a shit while simultaneously flossing. Usually done in the morning as a way to multi-task before work or right before bed.
Robert: Man, I thought I was definitely going to be late to work today.
Joe: How do you get ready so fast in the morning?
Robert: Dude, shlossing saves me about 10-15 minutes.
Joe: You're sick.
Joe: How do you get ready so fast in the morning?
Robert: Dude, shlossing saves me about 10-15 minutes.
Joe: You're sick.
by robeezie January 19, 2013
Get the Shlossing mug.The act of schloopping poop; when one uses said poop in order to maintain or claim territory. Commonly used by monkeys however, has transitioned to humans.
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by Logan Kimmel March 13, 2011
Get the Shooping mug.Making repetitive smacking and moist mucusy noises with your mouth or nose.
Ie: licking, mouth smacking, noisy nose blowing and wiping, horking, gagging, spitting, messy sneezing, hacking and coughing without covering your mouth.
Any noisy, moist, mucusy sound emitting from the mouth and or nose that just drives you up the freaking wall- like the sound made by hanging elevens from the nose being sucked in by inhaling deeply through the Schnozzola Mazzola. Pretty much any gross sound deemed by the majority of people to be annoying/disgusting.
Ie: licking, mouth smacking, noisy nose blowing and wiping, horking, gagging, spitting, messy sneezing, hacking and coughing without covering your mouth.
Any noisy, moist, mucusy sound emitting from the mouth and or nose that just drives you up the freaking wall- like the sound made by hanging elevens from the nose being sucked in by inhaling deeply through the Schnozzola Mazzola. Pretty much any gross sound deemed by the majority of people to be annoying/disgusting.
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