shlonga bonga

Shlonga Bonga is an other word for PP that makes the word a little bit more harmless

Your shlonga bonga is long

Don’t show me the shlonga bonga
Eeww, so many shlonga bongas

by Dert Otek May 8, 2022

shlonginator

man with extraordinary large genitalia

john:hey that shlonginator has such a large cock
enda:shit here he comes

shlonginator:what up choads

by shlonginator December 7, 2006

shlongitude

Paired with shlatitude, makes up the series of vertical and horizontal lines used to map the surface of my enormous penis.

See shlong, shlength

"The vast enormity of my penis is most noticable at shlongitude 27 81 N, shlatitude 11 53 W."

by Zenzirouj February 24, 2004

schlongatude

A measurement of the male genitalia taking into account the largeness of ones balls in comparison to the length of ones manhood.

That's a HUGE drop of semen, given the relative schlongatude of the penis.

by Deevolution January 14, 2008

Shlonginator

In reference to Terminator's Shlong.

LOOK AT THAT SHLONGINATOR!

by Toasty Fukin Loafer! BITCH..:) May 18, 2011

Chimi-shlonga

A man wraps a tortilla around his penis for his partner as a dessert or snack after a meal

Hey honey, you want a bite of my chimi-shlonga after dinner?

by Gringo777 October 20, 2014

Splongcat

A Splongcat is a person, mostly a faggot, who constantly attracts unneeded attention. Commonly described as being an attentionwhore and performs the act to splong.

"Splongcats are really retarded... They really deserve to be kicked in the scrotch!"

by Ano Nymous March 6, 2008