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slitoris

The "clip-and-blend" of the word "slit" and "clitoris." Used to describe a unworthy or annoying person.
Billy: Did you hear that Bobby wants to hang out with us? What do you think?

Johnny: No way! That guy's a slitoris.
by hulutitmonger April 26, 2010
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mr.slitwrist

a nickname to severely offend a suicidal person with "a slit wrist" aka someone who cuts themselves daily
Person 1:"im so depressed ill never find anyone"
Person 2:"yeah ok mr.slitwrist."
by carnette September 23, 2023
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shitosis

a disorder in which one cannot go poop in public restrooms. They are restricted to the home. If they are forced to use public restrooms, they feel extreme discomfort and often unable to perform.
Prah: I have to poop really bad...
Natalie: Then go!
Prah: I can't! I have shitosis!
by Laura & Tika October 20, 2008
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salitosis

Sordid halitosis of the most egregious degree; can conveniently be applied to any individual whom may have a similar sounding name.
Guy walked over and asked me something; his chronic salitosis melted my shirt collar and nose hairs; at least I wont have to iron this shirt, but my eyes are watering so bad I cant even find a garbage can to vomit into.

A corpse is like an air-freshener when someone has salitosis.

It's so nasty, eating onions and garlic would be like taking breath mints for the offender with salitosis.
by Kazansky2005 January 28, 2011
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sclitoris

a sclitoris combines the word scroll + clitoris. It's the scrolling wheel on a mouse that roughly resembles a clitoris.
to quickly scroll down to the bottom of this page just spin the sclitoris.
by jerkemo ho November 13, 2007
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shitarist

man that guy is a shitarist
by coolbill14 October 22, 2009
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shitirist

Your satire is too shitty, better you call yourself a shitirist instead of a satirist.
by Taurian March 15, 2021
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