Shpinkas

A hairy, one eyed, no legs or arms, just paws-CREATURE.

can be used in substitution for cussing.

Oh my god, man. There's so many shpinkas jumping around.

by JHLAMN January 22, 2011

shlinkle

the act of stealing something in a funny or goofy manner

I am going to shlinkle your water bottle.

by Draco_sp November 22, 2022

shlicka shlicka shlick

An onomatopoeia for the noise made during female masturbation, implying the motion of fingers sliding inside rapidly. The female counterpart to fap fap fap

liek omg Andersoon Cooper is liek so totally HOT HE JUST MAKES ME NEED TO CUM RIGHT NOW *shlicka shlicka shlick*

by AtLeast100YearsAgoButthurt September 2, 2008

Shalashaska Shinkawa

The name of a random person, it literally sounds like a spell from Harry Potter.

Shalashaska Shinkawa: Who the fuck are any of these people.

Guy: Who the fuck are YOU? I tried to say your name out loud and my furniture started floating

by ThunderTheFurry October 27, 2020

shrinkage

when the male sex organ gets smaller due to cold temperature

Give him a break, it's just shrinkage!

by lisagirl April 7, 2003

Seasonal Shrinkage

The proven theory that penises are smaller during winter and therefore cant be measured reliably during these months.

It was the first time she saw my penis, but due to seasonal shrinkage i made a bad impression.

by Carl Pontusson August 15, 2017

shrinkage

What happens to your pecker in cold water. From a Seinfeld episode.

"Lorena, I don't really have a needle dick. I just got out of the pool!"
"Here, let me cut it off with these nail scissors,"

by Octopod November 21, 2003