shlatter

When you fall and poop on the impact of the ground.

billy: i took a shlatter in the hallway going to algebra, it really hurt!
johnny: yeah i heard the janitors cleaned it up after a hour.

by Boxcarjakey December 9, 2013

Sheathed Shandy

A handjob received while wearing a condom

Friend A: Hey did Josh smash last night?
Friend B: Nah, he only got a sheathed shandy
Friend: Ooh, poor guy.

by Yuri Gode March 28, 2017

Sweather

Sweater Weather.
Usually in Fall weather that is perfect for a sweater.

Person one: The air is crisp today.
Person two: Oh yea, it's sweather already.

by Velvet Ribbon Boutique Boston August 30, 2009

Shmeathead

Someone who is stupid and is always doing or saying some dumb shit

Originated in Manhattan Village Academy

This shmeathead Sydney took a shit in a park.

by The real point guard October 16, 2018

shmeater

Small penis.

I walked in and his shmeater was out.

by big_calebbarber May 13, 2019

slather

(verb) To coat generously with a paste or semi-liquid substance.

She slathered my weasel with her greazle.

by Slickery Dickery Dr. January 8, 2004

sleathered

Enfuckerated to a high degree. Typically refers to software projects. Synonym: nerdstained

"This class extends four other classes and is wrapped in three layers of wrappers, the last of which is written in Assembler: it's really sleathered."

by dotkom November 19, 2013