Shitty kitty

The sexual act of jamming a dry unit into back door fun store, causing a cat with its tale stepped on yowl, then upon completion using the generated slurry to paint cute cat whiskers on recipient, a derivative of the time tested dirty sanchez

Carter was a sass mouthed boy, so Timmy gave him a artistic shitty kitty to straighten him out

by Gingerly ginger January 17, 2022

Shitty Kitty

Shitty Kitty - the sexual act of switching from the ass to the gash.

John gave brenda a swift shitty kitty.

by Gashmask23 November 14, 2020

Shitty Kitty

When a receptive sexual partner does a poor job, or none at all, at cleaning out prior to having anal sex; thus shitting on the insertive partner's penis and/or the bed

"Man, I fucked Gerardo last night, and he shit all over my dick. Had to throw out my Martha Stewart sheets"
"Well duh, they don't call him shitty kitty for nothing"

by Shatonya Sheets October 9, 2021

Shitty kitty

When a male defecates into a syringe, injects his feces into a woman's vagina and proceeds to have vaginal intercourse

Chad: Dude, last night me and Katie did the shitty kitty
Chokama: Bro that's awesome!

by D3ADM1ND January 22, 2022

Shitty Kitty

1. The small, feces covered feline that runs around inside ones brain the morning after an evening of excessive drinking.

2. An extremely hungover individual.

1. "The shitty kitty just won't go away this morning, I'm never drinking again."

2. "Man, you were really hammered last night."
"Yeah, but I've been a shitty kitty all day today."

by shittykittyallday January 18, 2010

Shitty Kitty

A very unhappy or disappointing situation. Usually used in conjuntcion with "Sad Panda", Shitty Kitty is a step further down on the unhappy/ disappointment scale.

Tara: "This has been a horrible day!! I hurt my arm at work, then I found out that my boyfriend (whos deployed) wont be able to call me today :("

Audra: "Awww, sad panda :("

Morgan: "No, thats not EVEN sad panda... thats totally shitty kitty..."

by AeroGirl198457 June 16, 2010

Shitty Kitty

When a woman exercises poor bathroom habits: wiping back to front, instead of front to back. This results in feces in the pussy area.

"Sam was sloppy while wiping, so now she has a shitty kitty"

"Wiping back to front makes for a shitty kitty"

by Matmantha September 4, 2014