Shitageddon

When you take a shit that rumbles the earth, a shit that has a smell that could only possibly be summoned up from the fiery depths of hell.

A shit so bad, you are in pain.

Can also refer to gas.

I was on antibiotics and I had some tea with condensed milk and later that night I had my own personal Shitageddon.

by ARR DARMA September 5, 2009

shirtage

the act, state, or concept of wearing a shirt

-comes in looking like an embarrassed lobster: "i think I burned myself today"

-looks up "damn you shoulda payed more attention to yo sartorial selection"

-"bwuh?"

-"yo shirtage punk!"

pause

-"oh, yea"

by errybody know dis a word July 8, 2010

shittaretic

Like a diaretic, but weightloss is due to food that gives you the shits.

I ate some taco bell and it's a great shittaretic

by HellyM March 16, 2008

shuttage

The English equivalent of closure.

After all these years she still hadn't got shuttage over her ex.

by cavr November 11, 2008

Starbucks Shitageddon

When you drink at Starbucks after using an Antibiotic, and ending up taking a shit for the next sixteen years.

"Holy shit, I think I just had a Starbucks Shitageddon last night."

by Captain Cocksocks April 21, 2010

Sittage

Sittage (n) The state of possessing child care.

"I've hooked up some sittage for Friday so we can go out."

by Holly M S May 15, 2010

shittake

1. A type of mushroom.
2. Cover up word for 'shit'.

1. "Yum, I love shittake mushrooms!"
2. Person 1: Oh shit...
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: ...take mushrooms
Person 2. Oh.

by Darth Bob December 11, 2004