Shitzophrenia

A shit which can turn from solid to liquid, or vice versa, without warning.

My sister did a hard shit, then a sloppy shit....reckon she is suffering from shitzophrenia

by Dave Bryan March 25, 2013

shitsophrenic

An idiot that needs to be by the shitter just in case he needs to shit his brains out.

When one's bowel movements take over regular thinking.

As an undiagnosed shitsophrenic, Jack didn't know shit from shinol.

by michigan state kitt'n March 3, 2015

Shitzophrenia

When you have to take such a mean shit it whispers to you subconsciously to take a shit.

Damn bro, that Tacobell has me with a fierce case of shitzophrenia.

by jiro_zer0 March 9, 2022

shitzophrenia

Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

BILL: Do you have shitzophrenia?

BOB: Shitzophrenia? What the hell is that?

BILL: Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

BOB: Well then, shouldn't that be shitzophobia?

BILL: I dunno, I didn't make the word up. If I did I would've called it shitzophobia.

by Joey Schwartzman February 21, 2006

Shitzophrenia

(Noun) Informal medical name for severe diarrhoea especially the explosive liquid kind that sprays the toilet bowl.

Hey Junaid, I heard you were diagnosed with a case of shitzophrenia.

by Juna358 April 4, 2019

Shitzophrenia

When you randomly shit on someone.

That person uses to much shitzophrenia

by Enjeru June 20, 2007

skitsophrenia

A crazed and delusional condition caused by reading too many b**ls**t submissions for da local school play.

I tediously waded through well over a hundred stupid-a** ideas for what we should present on junior acting night at the high school ,and now I gots a rip-roarin' case of skitsophrenia!

by QuacksO November 2, 2018