Shitmitten

What occurs from excessive wrapping of the hand with toilet paper prior to wiping ones ass.

Common to those with enormous asses.
Commonly leads to a shitter overflow.

Johnny dropped a huge shitmitten into the shitter and clogged to whole works.

by Granite_33 May 2, 2011

shitsistent

Doing something consistently but in a really shitty fashion.

Yesterday I was playing a round of golf and hitting the ball really shitsistently.

by Harold Shitflinger March 2, 2023