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Shitshaman

An individual who uses non-western spiritual belief systems and new-age philosophy to spin a fantastic web of vague bullshit to absolve you from any responsibility towards other people. Naturally this makes you want to give them money.

An individual who claims to have achieved a higher state of being, to which they will grant you access for money, sex, or a place to crash.

see: snake-oil salesman charlatan
That raw-foodist guru was a real shitshaman! How does he get away with it? That fake cheesecake tasted like a wet paper towel! Why did I pay $10 for that seminar?
by roberto lewis November 2, 2009
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Shitskipped

1. Small, Insignificant, or Irrelevant;
2. Not worth mentioning
3. Engaged with moreso out of expedience than desire or afinity
1. Ex President George W. Bush was cultivated, bred, & educated in a Shitskipped region of west Texas.
by The'Gist February 23, 2010
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shitstalking

When someone tries to find you by following your trail, using your shit to track you.
He had become highly adept at shitstalking when he used to track ex-CIA operatives when they fell off the government’s radar.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2019
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Shitscapes

A chaotic event or string of them. Sometimes caused through self-inflicted foolhardy "Fuck it" choices. Other times created by others and out of your control but still has you stuck in the middle of a WTF situation.
When we were young we created so many shitscapes that made us sort of legends.

His drinking and drugging made a shitscape of his life.
by Maxchillen September 13, 2016
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ShitKat

a KitKat that is found to contain no wafer and only chocolate.
james reached in the biscuit tin, the gods must have been against him, he had pulled out a ShitKat.
by czornsley December 9, 2007
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Shitstagram

1. The act of viewing Instagram while taking a shit.

2. To post a picture of a drain-clogging shit using the Amaro app as if to impress your friends and reach a like count above 11. Accompanied by the hashtag shitstagtam, hashtag lookatmenow.
Sorry that took so long, I was shitstagramming.

The wifi here sucks, that shitstagram took a minute to load.

Dog, my shitstagram got 14 likes today. That's def more than my latte art instas have ever gotten me.
by Giardipants January 19, 2014
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Shitsuation

Any adverse event that happens involving poop.
Jane was trying to unclog the toilet with the plunger and a splash of poopy water splattered on her face and she exclaimed," we have got a shitsuation on our hands".
by Shitsuation February 16, 2020
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