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shitcake

Any kind of food, usually baked, with a consistency and texture resembling that of shit.

When eaten, the strong sensation of feeling as though one were chewing on shit slowly takes over the mind. It's then spit or swallow time.

Shitcakes can often contain nuts or dried fruit, which sometimes enhance the sensation of chewing on shit.
As Vlad sat chewing on Yorkshire pudding, its shitty consistency made itself apparent. The way it melted and slipped around in his mouth was exactly what he imagined chewing on shit would be like... This was a shitcake alright. However, he suddenly realized that to truly know what a shitcake was, one must know what it was like to chew shit. He glanced over at the toilet and knew what had to be done.....
by osibisa November 16, 2007
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shitsnake

someone who goes behind your back, or you cant trust.
bri told his girlfriend everything you told him last nite.

what a little shitsnake !
by billyp01 September 10, 2010
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shitsale cowboy

n. A person who wanders flea markets, yard sales or other junk sales in boots, jeans or overalls, and the required cowboy hat. "vintage" (worn out) rock or country tour t-shirts are common. Unkempt, hairy appearance is a must. This person may smell of beer and cigarettes. He or she will never buy anything but may offer a ridiculously low bid on an item just to appear to have money.
I can smell that shitsale cowboy from 50 feet, and he'll probably offer me $5 for this tool box too.
by bigdealer May 21, 2009
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shitscapade

An event, sacred in most bromances, in which 2 to 4 bros enter a public bathroom and take a consecutive shit
Mike finishes eating: I have to shit

Anthony: So do I

Mike: Shitscapade?

Anthony: You read my mind.
by InfamousBellO May 25, 2010
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shitcake

Mr. McGregor is a shitcake - he calls the police whenever anyone steps on his lawn.
by von Trips August 29, 2009
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shiticles

1- left over particles of feces lingering at the bottom of the toilet, nearly unflushable and as fine as silt. 2- Small particles of shit and or toilet paper or other very small pieces of anything lodged in your ass crack after wiping, usually discovered when washing your ass-crack during a shower.
"I tried to flush away the remaining shiticles before my girlfriend came over, but they just wouldn't dissipate."

"I had shiticles lodged in my ass."

"The shiticles in my underwear ended up staining them."
by Mike Losquadro November 5, 2006
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shitscaping

Shitscaping or shitscapped. Describes a poorly executed landscaping job, such as poor lawn cutting, poor brick laying, poor mulch spreading, etc. The act of shitscaping is commonly done among landscaping companies that do not have the proper amount of personal, equipment, or knowledge to carry out a given job.
Since the employee franked up the lawn mower, by flipping the lawnmower when trying to cut grass on a steep hill, the grass was shitscapped because it was tore up by the tires and many areas were left uncut.

The landscaping company bid very low on a given job, which bidding low typically correlates in doing a very poor landscaping job, hence shitscaping.
by bigjholdem November 27, 2011
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