Shitrus

The result of spraying a fruity air freshener after taking a big stinky bowel movement

I was trying to be courteous after taking that horrible dump so I sprayed a lemon air freshener and it just ended up smelling like SHITRUS

by Extremejutsu March 30, 2023

Shitrus

A person, thing, or situation that appears fresh, zesty, or exciting at first glance, but quickly reveals itself to be unpleasant, irritating, or just plain terrible. Something that tries way too hard to be sharp, bold, or refreshing, but ends up being obnoxious or off-putting.

“That guy is pure shitrus—loud, flashy, and leaves a bad taste in your brain.”
“This marketing campaign? All shitrus. Flashy fonts, zero substance.”
“You ever meet someone who talks like a TED Talk but acts like a YouTube ad? That’s shitrus energy.”

by Chris01 June 27, 2025