shitext

The action of sending a text message or instant message while dropping a deuce.

Shawn likes to use his computer to shitext me while he is in the bathroom.

I shitexted my friend while pinching a loaf.

by gunitH0lla February 17, 2007

shitolitis

a sudden rush of shit to the brain resulting in a inability to think properly/logically

what did he fuck up? well, he was hit by a bout of shitolitis. couldn't get it in his head what had to be done and done correctly.

by theanglingaddict December 15, 2009

Shitown

A derivative of Chitown. A lawless area on the southside of Chicago inhabited by Shines where multiple shootings are a daily occurrence.

Lets visit Chicago this weekend but we want to make sure we stay far away from Shitown so we don't get shot.

by Uncle Morrie May 4, 2017

shitbox one

shitbox one is another microsofts shitty product that will compete with ps4, and wii U. this shit have similar shape and same color with ps4, which why sony put some warning in one of their office door:

Stop Leakage!!!

sony told their prototype product holder to be careful, not to expose it in public, use it in front of many people, or take a photograph of it.

the shitbox will have kinect 2.0, which is the second version of ps2's eyetoy copycat. they also release a god of war ripoff called RYSE as their exclusive. many blunder made by microsoft before their shitty products release, one example is the using of pc to perform game in e3 instead of the real shitbox one.

what is it!!!

its shitbox one!!!

gee, throw it out of window, its disgusting!!!

by aagil September 26, 2013

Shitbox

A shitbox is a vehicle with one or more of the following features.

Rebuilt or salvage title

Spare tire on rim/donut

Cracked windshield

Broken window motor

Garbage bag on one or more windows

Exhaust leak

Squealing belt

Bad alternator

Aftermarket emblems

Check engine light is on

Etc..... You get what I'm saying 😉

Hey Nate, my shitbox needs a new window. You got any spare contractor trash bags?

by Lilbitchboy March 9, 2019

Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

Shitbox 360

Unbelievably unreliable piece of shit game console created by Microsoft. 65% Failure rate pretty much says it all. Possibly the worst electronic device of all time. If you are thinking about buying a Shitbox 360, save yourself the time and misery and just flush a few hundred dollars down the toilet and jam a cinder block up your own ass.

Dude 1_my xbox 360 quit working AGAIN!

Dude 2_what's that now, like 5 times that's happened? that's what you get for buying a shitbox 360 though.

by VulvaHammer October 16, 2010