shneeze

The rare occurance where you are taking a shit and you sneeze at the same time. Your shit instantly comes out to the point where you almost don't need to wipe.

I just shneezed while in the bathroom and couldn't get through one page of my book.

by defkorn23 April 15, 2006

Shitweener

After being either gay, or just totally fucked up and giving anal to a random person who forgot to clean out their ass, so you end up pulling out your weener with shit all over it and that usually causes you to beat the bitch/homo to death and hide them in the trunk of your car, drive them to the lake and ditch them there. Then giving the last ounce of dignity (Virginity) to your neighbors mailbox.

I can't believe Eddie actually got a shitweener, that is just too fucked up! Did he ditch them at the lake? Ya, I think, he also fucked his neighbors mailbox. That is so fucking wierd, like a cowboy hat.

by Spoony McSpoon October 16, 2009

shitnernet

having terrible internet connection speeds

This download is taking forever on my shitnernet

by Krasha March 28, 2011

ShiBreeze

A word to describe a spray to cover up the worst stanking foul poop smell you can imagine

Dude, you lit that up... Get the ShiBreeze yo.......

by Kkkayshaaaa November 6, 2011

Shaneeze

Shaneeze is a lit friend! She is amazing and super sweet. She is smart and Beautiful and totally unique.

Me: Hi girl, you are such a Shaneeze.
Girl:Awww thanks sweety

by Awesome person 1006 May 7, 2018

shitkeeper

much like shitmonger, an utter waste of a human, someone who lives on shit row.

Dude, your dad is a total shitkeeper.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

shitnizel

Assorted things, used by "gangstas"

Dis shitnizel be lookin' good homeboy!

by MC Crust May 4, 2003