Shitfuck

1. The remaining Shit on the end of a faggot's dick.
2. A clueless fucking idiot that more than likely takes it up the ass.

1. There's more talent in an Andy Dick Shitfuck than in an entire Carrot Top.

2. Melvin: Hey there boy-o did ya catch The Joe Schmoe finale?
Elmo: Is that the show about that Shitfuck who is being set up? Naw!

by rodney kipps June 12, 2011

Shitfucked

1. When someone fucks you over big fucking time in any kind of everyday life situation.

2. The action of being fucked in whichever hole a living organism possesses with actual shit. This practice may be facilitated by freezing the shit and putting a wooden stick into it before the actual act.

1.1. "this douchebag just cut me off in the curve and I ended up in the ditch and left. He shitfucked me.
1.2. "Fag just took the last icecubes and didnt even fill it back up and now I need 3 cokes and 7 ice teas, fuckin asshole shitfucked me."

2. -"dude my fuckin cat kept on peeing everywhere so I shitfucked him with a frozen piece of shit in which I had stuck a piece of wood to make it look like a popsicle! I'm so gangsta!"
-"dude you're sick don't talk to me again."

by N3vermind March 18, 2009

shitfucker

Like calling someone a fucker(derogatory) but even worse. Instead of fucking normal things, they fuck shit.

Person 1: Dude, what a fucker.
Person 2: No. What a shitfucker.
Person 1: Ooooh. That was harsh.

by dana008 April 25, 2006

Shitfuck

A verb in the english language which typically means that something has gone very wrong. Only if the correct phrase is uttered in such a moment of terror or frustration can it be a true shitfucking

Trainee *sneezes in John's face*
Trainee: "SHIT! FUCK!! I AM SOOOO SORRY, JOHN!"
John: "shitfuck is right! Jesus, you shitfucked all over me! I'm getting out of here before i get shitfucked again, see you later my shitfucking friend."

by Wypipo whisperer August 10, 2020

shitfucked

Another term for shitfaced, usually when one is under the influence of both alcohol and marijuana.

"Goddddd, I'm sooooo shitfucked!"

by CGO February 5, 2008

Shitfucked

When someone is in a lot of trouble.

"The doctors say he has 1 in a million chance of survival. That guy is totally shitfucked."

by tho3m December 30, 2009

Shitfuck

Offcial curse of the euphonium section. Can be used as an adjective, a noun, or in praise.

What shitfucky weather.

That kid is such a shitfuck.

That trip was the shitfuck.

by High King Turgon January 4, 2010