Shitflake

A Romantic term for the love of your life, refering to her beautiful brown hair and her ravishing appearence. The female called 'Shitflake' is usually the coolest person in the entire world FACT!

boy, "That girl amy, she's my shitflake, I love her"

by MissCirce November 23, 2009

shitflap

The matting of poo and hair around the anus due to lack of proper wiping after a bowel movement.

Man drank so much beer last night that I woke up this morning and took a shit that gave me a huge shitflap!

by Hangus77 May 26, 2005

shitfeart

Scottish slang referring to someone who is scared. Usually used to entice other's into doing stupid stunts.

Davie: "Jump off that bridge"
Brian: "Are you kidding?? I'll break my legs!!"
Davie: "Aw dinnae be a shitfeart"
Brian: "Ok, fuck it."

by juicyfarts August 22, 2011

Shitflake

A person that typically emmits cancerous energy and is toxic to have around

Some internet feminists really are shitflakes

by Average man with common sense July 28, 2018

Concrete Shitfeast

An insurmountable wall of bullshit you cannot possibly break your way through.

The party was a concrete shitfeast. I might aswell not have been there.

by Jimmy2Axes February 6, 2021

shitflaps

The festering labia of unkempt female genatalia.

"Did you go down on her?"
"No, she had shitflaps didn't she?!"

by Rudolph Munchnikker June 6, 2005

shitcleanerupper

An brave individual with the stomach to clean up after someone elses fesces.

A person who is forclosed upon by Countrywide craps all over the house and the "shitcleanerupper" cleans it up.

by Matilda1 January 20, 2009