Shitfisted

the act of putting your hand in your dirty, nasty ass crack and then shaking hands with someone you do not like.

i had a meeting job meeting with some guys i did not like, so i shitfisted them all.

by devilace July 24, 2009

shitfinder

a map in Starcraft that used to be called "Pathfinder", but because of its "special" balance issues was quickly renamed by fans. -__-

more info @ liquipedia

1: Lol Hydra you have just been pwned by mech terran
2: wtf shitfinder imba --

by Junezerg September 8, 2011

Shitfinger

a person who scratches their ass and smells it

someone whose hands smell like shit

Get away from me with your shitfinger!

Stop scratching your ass you shitfinger!

by Sonny Black Monster December 21, 2008

shitfinder

Some one who tries to start Shit with people for no reason.

Guy:"What the fuck you lookin at"
Ki: "Your stupid, u have nothin else to do, you shitfinder"

by Samtheman April 3, 2006

Shitfinger

v. - To intentionally collect shit (feces, including dingleberries, butt sweat, etc.) onto one's finger (commonly the middle finger, being the longest) and, upon exiting the bathroom or other relief area, then seek out a particularly intolerant, insufferable, jerky, arrogant, drunk, or otherwise undesirable person (see also: shithead) and proceed to approach them from behind (or sneak up on them), grab them by the face, and stick the shit-greased finger past their lips and into their gums (but not beyond, so as not to get bitten).

This act is one of extreme boldness, bravery & conviction, and should be reserved only for the worst offenders and/or situations where one can escape quickly and with ease.

"Once you figure out what it is, then you realize someone did it on purpose."

Ned: Jesus, that guy is an asshole.

Larry: He might just be drunk.
Ned: No, he's still a tremendous asshole, he's been like that the whole concert. You should've heard him when we came in, too.

Larry: Is it bothering you that much? Then fuck it, give him a shitfinger, right in the gums. I've got your back.
Ned: Yeah. Man, I never do that, but that fucking guy deserves it. Hold my beer, I'm going to hit the port-a-potty and will be right back.

by SnacksCCM September 26, 2018

shitfister

One who fists in the ass, especially after ones partner has not wiped after a shit

That Underwood is a real shitfister

by gek of Arabia October 9, 2004

Shitfingering

A method in which a person expresses themself by mindlessly typing toxic BS on the internet, in hopes that their wild

left field opinion will be taken up as fact in the hearts of their reader.

Is that an actual fact or are you just shitfingering on the internet again?

by Jaquelyn Victoria May 31, 2018