shitegery

(shit-TEE-jər-ee)
1) A plan of action designed to achieve an expedited expulsion of feces.

2) A covert method of attack to ensure a quick bowel movement.
3) Perfecting the balance of proper courtesy flushing, time on toilet, exhaust fan usage, match lighting and/or air freshener sprayage to camouflage olfactory detection of an authoritative shit session.

At the party, Michael utilized excellent shitegery by holding off a trip to the bathroom as long as possible. That way, his bowl movement would be quick and go unnoticed.

Thanks to Sarah's perfected shitegery skills, her boyfriend had no idea her IBS had flared up at his apartment.

by Pippizzle February 27, 2010

the best shit ever

Used to describe something amazing, usually something new to the person describing it.

Jay: Dude, cone-ing is the best shit ever!
Mark: You say that about everything when you first find out about it.

by Seo Jay January 4, 2012

shutever

a combination of "shut up" and "whatever" used in times of frustration.

"Those jeans make your ass look fat."

"Shutever, bitch."

by Carly McCarty June 10, 2008

Shiteerian

Someone who is shit, garbage and a trashcan.

The person we are playing against is a shiteerian.

by JackTheMongo September 14, 2018

Shiterer

A word used to define an item that is usually shite, but on one particular occasion is more shite than usual, developed and first used by x00xEMMAx00x and Tyrannical_Hobo on Twitter on 17/10/2012

My god the live episode of Emmerdale was shiterer than usual.

by Tyrannical Hobo October 17, 2012

Stupidest Shit Ever

Synonym for philosophy.

I have a PHD in the Stupidest Shit Ever.

by AlabamaBaby April 6, 2021

SHUTEVER

The combination of the words "Shut-Up" and "Whatever", meaning that you don't care what the person has to say and you want them to stop saying it

"God how could you forget that your so stupid..."
"SHUTEVER".......

by TheISMLady February 15, 2010