ShitChat

like chit chatting, but you are talking to people online with your laptop while in the process of taking a shit

"hey whats up?"

"not much just Shitchatting"

"sweet"

by ttsmith04 August 5, 2008

shitchat

to shoot the shit or to talk shit to a buddy. Shitchatting is a refined art...please do not try this if you are unexperienced!

Hey man, wanna go grab a beer and shitchat?

by bread infection December 31, 2005

Shitcoat

An offensive and laughably awful item of clothing that defines an entire look e.g. Jose Mourinho, Mac's Duster, the entire East 17 Christmas thing and Sunraged's white monstrosity.

"There's no way that's a pen"
"The referee is not having that"
"Ah look, now Mourinho's going fucking bananas"

"FUCK OFF SHITCOAT"

by Captain Mauser January 8, 2022

shitchat

the prossess of chitchating about something that is a combination of gossip and backstabbing with a few obsenities thrown in the mix

Person 1: Hey did you here what Alicia was saying about Massie to Claire?
Person 2: Just forget about it, they were just shitchating

by DarbyLou December 22, 2008

Shitchat

When someone sends you a Snapchat of their BM "leavings".

"dude, thanks for sending me the shitchat whilst I was having my dinner!"
"You're welcome! As you can see I've had my dinner already"

by Quotey September 2, 2014

Shitchat

When you and your friend are taking a shit together in adjacent stalls/Video chatting and chat during.

“Hey bud, wanna go for a shitchat?”

by Just Puns July 11, 2020

shitcats

SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg have you seen shitcats
me: YES THEYRE SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

by notmeredith August 11, 2021