shitcock

A cock fresh out of someone or somethings ass.

Yeah so I look down and she's blowing my shitcock. No lie!

by Da_Nigga February 28, 2003

shitcock

when you take a shit and accidently shit on your cock

Last time I took a shit I got a huge shitcock.

by john master January 11, 2008

Shitcock

Origin: Robin, one cold night decided to string two expletives together and came up with this gem.

(1) Used to show disgust, (2) as an action (Shit MY cock) or (3) as a dirogatory term.

(1):
!nkeh-$pl@: : swimming is great for everything
RoBIN 53.05: i bet you a million quid it wouldnt benefit my fucking legs
Timmah: thats because you have freaktard legs.
RoBIN 53.05: shitcock yeah

(2): RoBIN 53.05: shit my cock TONIGHT, baby yeah shit my cock TONIGHT

(3) i:
RoBIN 53.05: pish
RoBIN 53.05: you're not the only shitcock in here

(3) ii:
¸Clush.»: btw where has shitcock gone?
Timmah: outside
Timmah: to wank over the stars

by Timmah July 29, 2004

shitcock

a shit-cock is an apparatus used to turd-dock. turd-docking is a universal sex act performed by men and women. when you perform this act both partners feel the same sensation. you make a shit-cock by taking a dump, and placing it in a condom. always remember to tie the condom in a knot at the end. to turd-dock you insert the shitcock into partner 1's asshole and then partner 2 inserts the remaining portion into his/her asshole. then the two partners use their bowels to push the shit-cock back and forth.

you can use shit-cock as a replacement word when you are at a loss for the real word that you are looking for:

"hey dude, could you go grab that shitcock?"

"i better go and get some shitcock"

by maffew1234 May 26, 2006

Shitcock

A lame attempt at an insult by putting a description infront of a name of a body part...

Shit-Cock

Piss-balls

"He is such a fucking shit-cock, I could kick his piss-balls ass anyday!"

by Anonymous March 22, 2004

shitcocked

1. adj. The condition of having shit on one's cock after anal sex.

"My girlfriend is coming over and she wants me to fuck her in the ass. Hell yeah, I'm gonna get shitcocked tonight!"

by Igglepud January 14, 2010

shitcock

v. To leave shit on another's cock after after being on the receiving end of anal sex.

"That old bastard tricked me. He didn't have his enema today and shitcocked me after I came in his ass!"

by Igglepud January 14, 2010