shitden

Shit den(then) - like how someone would regularly go 'oh shit', but another road way. It's said when you hear or see someone / something that surprises you. It's also Said when you hear or see something that's good . If something bad happens it may be said too; shitden is another way of apologising. It's said with a ghetto London accent (roadman accent) that anyone who isn't familiar with that kind of talk wouldn't understand

Example 1:
Girl:*post a sexy pic*
Boy:'shitden! She looks peng Ahlie
Boy's friend: Yh she's buff asf

Example 2:
Girl:'I quite recently started watching this show it's bare jokes!'
Boy: 'Yh but you know Alison dies in it..?'
Girl: 'wtf! Why did u tell me kmt...'
Boy: 'Shitden I didn't realise u weren't that deep into it yet.'

by Silent_t June 5, 2016

shitake

1) a japanese mushroom
2) used by little children, too scared to actually say shit

1) mmm we're having shitake soup tonight!
2) oh my god! shitake, you scared me!

by jengabenga January 22, 2009

Shitageddon

When you take a shit that rumbles the earth, a shit that has a smell that could only possibly be summoned up from the fiery depths of hell.

A shit so bad, you are in pain.

Can also refer to gas.

I was on antibiotics and I had some tea with condensed milk and later that night I had my own personal Shitageddon.

by ARR DARMA September 5, 2009

shitdeck

Poopdeck on modern ships

Swabbin' dem shitdecks I see!

by Can of Worms November 4, 2006

shitadamn

the combination of shit and damn

normally said when surprised or scared.

The conclusion is Ashley a thot. Shitadamn!

by Curlyhead creature January 28, 2018

holy shitake mushrooms!

To be used in substitution of holy shit, such as followed by the -take after. The take is important for the phrase to be successful. Term invented by elementary school students as substitutions for cussing, such as the asstronaut

Jimmy goes to the gas station, buys a lotto ticket. When he reaches home, and checks the lotto number, he screams in delight, "HOLY SHIT!" his wife stares at him. Looking awkwardly, Jimmy refines his sentence to avoid embarrasment. "-take mushrooms!" In the end, his wife thinks he's on crack. And thats how the holy shitake mushrooms! came to be.

by holyshi_take April 10, 2009

shitdemârde

Expression used when things go wrong. It is useful to make people get over a small incident or, on the opposite, it can be used to dramatize a situation. It's all in the intonation!

Notes:
You can also avoid pronuncing the "t" in shit; it's more classy.
Shi-demârde.
The sound or the "â" is longer, like the one in Mârdi grAs.
ps. Marde=shit in French so the expression depicts shit made of shit.

girl: I broke a nail again.
boy: Shitdemârde! (said with sympathy)

girl: I lost my job!
boy: Shitdemârde! (said with alarm)

by KIK514 March 5, 2009