Shit whisking

Taking a bad situation and making something good out of it

John: I heard your flight was delayed.

Steven: Yeah, three hours, but I did some shit whisking and I ended up banging four broads

by ModernNinja1 August 10, 2014

Shit Whisperer

One who has the ability to predict a large shit coming. This only applies to when you don't feel it coming but you have extreme flatulence and rank farts.

A parody of the common Dog Whisperer or any animal in general. I.E. speaking to your nasty flatulence.

*Farts*

Holy shit that was a long one, OH MY GOD AND IT SMELLS! I am going to have to take a rank ass doodoo tomorrow. I must be a Shit Whisperer.

by AndrewTFowler August 15, 2012

Shit whisper

Qhenever you fart and can feel the slight presence of an incoming shit storm. (literally)

"I gotta go I just felt a shit whisper"

by possumous January 10, 2022

whiskey shit

The amazingly unpopular drink consisting of two key ingredients; pepto bismol and rye whiskey. Although not very tasty, the drink consists of a drop shot of whiskey into the pepto. After effects very distinctly among users. Use at your own risk.

For the not as daring you can do the reverse whiskey shit which is the drop shot of pepto into a cup of whiskey. Will get you drunk faster.

I was trying to prevent the whiskey shits the day after so I ordered a whiskey shit

by donkeybags August 18, 2008

shitwhistles

An expression of displeasure.

Synonym: Shucks

Example: "Adam, it looks like you stepped in dog shit..." "Aww shitwhistles!"

by BBaylor400 July 7, 2008

shitwhistle

the anus. aka the asshole.

I fucked tonya in the shitwhistle

by Stefan the terrible May 26, 2004

shitwhisper

When people are so intimidated by someone, that they can't talk shit out loud. They have to whisper it behind their back, denying it later.

Mary was so intimidated and envious of Eve's demeanor, That she could never talk shit to her face, She could only shitwhisper to everyone else.

by Shitwhisper.com April 22, 2024