shit ticket

square of soft paper used to remove feces from one's anus.

The men's restroom did not have enough shit tickets to clean my ass!.

by dronp November 15, 2010

Shit Ticket

(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.

"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."

by Department of Behavioral Hell August 23, 2015

Shit Tickets

A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.

DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!

by Slashedace April 23, 2011

Shit Tickets

The common house hold tolite paper

I need to buy more shit tickets

by Napleo June 9, 2009

shit tickets

Another name for toilet paper

Hey Derek were out of shit tickets can you grab me some?

by jonhboy August 2, 2014

shit ticket receptacle

The posterior part of the human anatomy surrounding the anal orifice, which is wiped of residual excrement using toilet paper.

If you don't get out of here, I'm gonna kick you right in the shit ticket receptacle!

by everlife6 May 2, 2009

Shit Ticket

(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.

"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."

by Department of Behavioral Hell August 23, 2015