shit mother fucker fuck shit situation

As used by Kim Catrall's character, Samantha Jones, in an episode of "Sex and the City"; a situation of extreme misfortune or catastrophe, usually regarding relationship problems, wardrobe malfunctions, or unintended pregnancy. Those involved in "shit mother fucker fuck shit situations" often find it hard to explain themselves when the truth comes out and then find it even harder to repair the damage they cause.

Lacey: "You'll never believe what happened to me yesterday"

Sue: "Bryan found out you were cheating on him with his best friend, didn't he?"

Lacey: "Yep, talk about a shit mother fucker fuck shit situation."

by Chainsaw22 September 26, 2007

No Shit-Situation

When you can't poo.

Brad, "Hey dude did you lay a big one in there?"

Chad, "Nah brah, it was a no shit-situation."

Brad, "Damn."

by noshittom December 13, 2012

Shit site

A site that is broken,has no one on it or is otherwise useless.

I just went to a website that had so many errors on it.It was a real shit site.

by wintersdelight October 7, 2010

shit sitting

When 2 or more people share one chair.

There are no more chairs left. Want to shit sit with me? Sure! I love shit sitting!

by Dancaboi June 16, 2010

shit internet site

A website of extremely poor quality. Usually maintained by self-absorbed fuckwits with delusions of grandeur.

I've just visited the FFVII Citadel. What a shit internet site that is.

by Drifty McDrift December 14, 2008

shit on a sitck

getting yourself in deep shit.

SHIT ON A STICK!!!! I FORGOT ABOUT THE DAMN TEST TODAY!

by that magic bullet dude September 6, 2005

Shitsit

A person who takes his/her cellphone to the toilet to read when they excuse themselves.

" Oh, off for a shitsit he will be away for a while."
Always reading!

by big tall Sacha November 14, 2020