shit packed

When two or more people are competing and someone loses, they are known for getting their shit packed.

Guy #1: Dude, I can't believe you beat me!
Guy #2: Yea, you totally got your shit packed!

by Poppa Joe June 22, 2008

Green Shit Packers

A football team in the NFC composed of men who eat and shit green cheese. They also partake in man-on-man anal sodomy, resulting in the forcing of green shit in the rectal vault backwards into the sigmoid colon. The combination of eating cheese and having one's shit packed leads to severe constipation.

The Pittsburgh Steelers are going to destroy the Green Shit Packers in Super Bowl XLV!!!

by Dr. Deviance January 24, 2011

shit house pecker checker

A man that peers up over a bathroom stall wall to gaze at another man urinating or deficating.

Dude, I was taking a crap and that shit house pecker checker peeped up over the wall to look at me and my junk. What a mo!

by festus 1 November 6, 2012

packed shit

When you trip and fall and hit the pavement.

Oh dude! Did you see that old lady? She totally just packed shit?!?!

by Katy H. September 24, 2005

shithacker

A homosexual male who cruises the bar scene, trying to pick-up on attractive straight men. An asshacker.

Naw, we don't go to Strange Willies anymore. The place is overrun with shithackers.

by Jim Inman August 18, 2006

shitpacker

A homosexual male.

Could possibly be used for a heterosexual male who likes to dish out anal action.

Anton and his boyfriend are leaving for spain. Fred asks them "Wow guys how can you afford to sleep in when you have a plain to catch in 2 hours? Don't you have any packing to do?"

Anton and his boyfriend answer: "No that's okay, we totally packed our shit last night."

And that's that (true story!).

by Fred Finkle May 25, 2004

Shitpacker

noun A
- male who enjoys shoving his package into the anus of the same sex.
- someone who is naturally an imbecile

"Screw you, you shitpacker.."

by cr September 19, 2003