shit-cakes

When something does not go the way you wanted.

"Sorry man, you didn't get it"
"Ahhhh shit-cakes"

by Pete89 July 25, 2007

Snow covered shit cakes

When you take a nice dump and cover it in jizz, then watch as your partner eats it.

Guy 1: Dude I made a batch of snow covered shit cakes for your sister last night.

Guy 2: Sweet!

by yeaibet5286 May 27, 2011

malu shit cakes

A shit cake made by south indian malu descent, compressed usually by hand. The best of the packers are called 'Shit Cakers'.

Joel your family makes the best malu shit cakes

by ASFDFS January 22, 2007

shit cakes

my mothers cakes

"mom this cake tastes like shit!!!!"

by keenan April 7, 2004

Shit cakes

When you poop on a girls tits and pound it with your dick so it looks like a cake.

Hank:I gave Jenny some shit cakes last night.

Jeff:Shit dude, me to!

by magoo112 November 16, 2009

Ass caked in shit

When you shit your pants and/or don't wipe well. This leads to your ass being caked in shit due to the lack of wiping.

Jason: What is that horrible smell
Brody: Ummmm..I think I had an accident
Jaosn: What the hell happened
Brody: Well, I don't like the toilet paper here so I have not been wiping properly.Here...take a look.
Jason: OMG...You have an ass caked in shit!!!!

by poopface66666667 December 5, 2021

Cakes and shit

A tough situation.

Oh dude, you know what? I'm sorry I tried to put your head in this, this is gonna be like cakes and shit.

by Ocular Fire July 9, 2023