Shitbeard

A person with dingleberries in their facial hair.

Hey! Shitbeard! Go to the back of the line!

by Sven June 30, 2003

Shitbearphobia

Phobia of shitting bears in sleep or in general.

"I have shitbearphobia"

by Shitbearphobia1111 October 3, 2021

Shitbearphobia

Phobia of shitting bears in sleep or in general.

"I have shitbearphobia bro."

by Shitbearphobia1111 October 3, 2021

shitboard

A fetish where one intentionally rolls around in shit, usually in a bathtub.

Bob and I and going shitboarding tonight.

by zsedcx June 25, 2008

Shitbear

It defies definition.

That's all fine and good, but it stands that Shat Man is a shitbear. Shat Man is a shitbear, look at that poetry.

by paradox42 December 23, 2009

shitboarding

When you stick a wet rag on someone’s face with shit on it and leave it there for an hour or usually more, usually overnight.

Tomas was shitboarding his dad as a punishment for not making him a pizza.

by Djasjsjs Dnanjs November 10, 2020