bastard shit

An unexpected and unwanted defecation

Sorry I am late. Went to take a leak just before the meeting and had to deal with a bastard shit.

by Nolan Swipples November 11, 2022

holy fucking bitch that made the shit, that bastard son of a whore

all the cuss words combine

r u a bitch
no u holy fucking bitch that made the shit, that bastard son of a whore.

ur so mean

by holy fucking bitch May 19, 2020

Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad

A long swear

Nobizzle assizzle shitfizzle bollickbizzle!

by God O' Popz (Jackie Cam) June 6, 2003

Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad

Loadza swears ina line

by sex machine May 20, 2003

Suitbastard

A person, often a bastard, whose job or role, is rendered redundant if not in a suit or business attire.

Your boss is a Suitbastard
Yorboss is a Suitbastard
That suited person you hate is a Suitbastard
Politicians are Suitbastards
Church of Latter Day Saints are Suitbastards
Market Traders are Suitbastards
Traders in Future Derivatives are Suitbastards
Yuppies are Suitbastards
Church of Scientology are the Church of Suitbastards
Bankers

by Ginger Chris February 4, 2012